No more excuses.

I will forever reblog this

It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.

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When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

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Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.
— what i needed to hear (via gaystray)
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Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

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  • Me with no money: I want everything
  • Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
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*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

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some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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me sexting

  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots
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