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  • texting in real life: hey what are you doing tomorrow? i have errands to run so I'll be in town!
  • texting in movies: hai wut r u doing tmrrw? :-P I hv errands 2 rn so I'll b in twn. XD !!! LOL TTYL OMG
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grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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