ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

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illuminhotty:

amen.

illuminhotty:

amen.

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moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

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  • jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho
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homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
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najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

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Make yourself so happy so that when others look at you they become happy, too.
— Yogi Bhajan (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)
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bl-ushed:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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